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Pot-Talker

When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.
Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!

Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!

Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.

Society: fuckin pot-talkers.
by Drosmokaaa April 29, 2010
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Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.
example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"
by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010
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chuckle talker

A person who inserts a stream of meaningless chuckles into every conversation, despite the topic or mood.
"Hi Steve, what's up?" -Me
"Nothing." *chuckle* - Steve
"Did you have a good weekend?" -Me
"No, my dog died." *chuckle* -Steve

Steve is a chuckle talker.
by briznye November 9, 2011
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Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.
It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.
by MContrary August 3, 2012
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The Tasker

- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early

NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
"...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker!

"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!

"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
by Thats_funny November 12, 2012
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Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.
Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.
by The Liker June 11, 2012
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Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'
Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!
by khal_matthew September 22, 2016
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