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A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
Twitter by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
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A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.
Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?
Twitter by Tibonezone December 21, 2022
Hell in the form of a social media website
What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER
Twitter by albertfingernoodle December 22, 2022
1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life
A place where your opinion doesn't matter
Joe: This is Twitter, your opinion doesn't matter here.
Bob: You're*
Twitter by deeznuts2241 January 5, 2023
where your opinion does not matter
person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION
twitter by figg12 February 21, 2023