probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023
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Get the The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone mug.James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”
Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”
Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”
by jewphonium October 12, 2022
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well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018
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The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
Get the National Trombone Appreciation Day mug.The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022
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