tire shine

Having someone cum onto your ass, and ass-hole wile receiving a rim job.

Last night jens mom got her tire shined while getting a rim job.

by @nooneuneedtoknow@ March 30, 2008

getting tired

When someone is getting high, usually off of weed.

Hey are you getting tired later?

by lafandio February 28, 2018

carnival tired

The great physical exhaustion that occurs after one has been to the carnival.

Not to be confused with strip club tired.

Goodrich went to bed early due to being carnival tired.

by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

hyperly tired

new mixture of two opposites,founded by my girlfriend.

when you are tired but just not tired enough to want to fall asleep,you are hyperly tired.

by Hunter November 2, 2004

Tired as a mug

In need of sleep or rest.

The saying is derived from a coffee mug because it always has to have coffee in it to stay awake.

Man I've been working all day, I'm tired as a mug.

by Jbgriff1007 May 5, 2014