Tina

everything and nothing.
everyone and no one.
everywhere but nowhere.
a religion.
a cult.
your neighbor, your mother, AND your dog.
the meaning of life.
a theory.
a fact.
me.
you.

tina: just look next to you, you'll know

by Ti-nah May 11, 2010

x-tina

a woman who is intune with her body mind spirit and voice, needs a sence of daring style but also has her head on her shoulders, perfection basically.

sing 'fighter' while dancing dirrty in your underwear and cleaning the house of all its filthyness

by kraig December 12, 2003

Tina Turn On

When you bend her over and you get your car keys and stick it in her ass like your starting your car

My sister was getting into the car, but when she was unlocking it the door she dropped her keys and asked me to give it to her, so i gave her a tina turn on instead

by FloralResort April 19, 2015

Tina

A word interchangeable with "crystal meth"when wanting to be discreet.
Refers to teener (1/16 of an oz=teen or teener)
Teener=Tina

Or, sometimes Tina Turner

Hey my usual guy is MIA. Know where I can party with Tina tonight?

by Sedgely April 25, 2020

Tina

- Treats lifes gifts like it is a wonder to find/to behold
- Very inspired by heroic like mentalities
- Muse
- Always forever wanting to improve
- thinks Christ means "Love"

- if god is the creator of all, so thy gifts can be found easily by Tina, and in reflection

by I am a Tina November 14, 2020

Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.

1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!

by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006