tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"

person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"

by portlandwombat February 16, 2012

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

mr. tiny dick

a famous singer named jvo

johnny is mr. tiny dick

by kenzayyyyzieggg November 17, 2018

Tiny Ass Shoving

1. Shoving A small animal inside a person's ass usually from a scale range from 3-8 inches long typically small lizards, mice, fish, and frogs.

2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.

3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.

4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.

Hey sweetie guess what? What honey? It's tiny ass shoving time! Oh great can't wait to feel them tinies inside my ass!

I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!

by Kestingdarkass7 November 25, 2018

dynamite tiny package

A woman that is considered to be a spinner and possesses a hell of a body with curves in all the right places.

See that sexy petite Tiny over there?! Redefines Dynamite in that sweet honey Tiny's Package. Mmhmmmm. Dynamite Tiny Package

by snickered February 24, 2019

Tiny Turkey Jerky

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019