When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Tammy: How did it go with Joe?
Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.
Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.
by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023
Get the Swallowed a tiny cactusmug. Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.
by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021
Get the tiny plastic dinosaurmug. Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.
by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020
Get the Tiny Farmer Jacobmug. 1. Shoving A small animal inside a person's ass usually from a scale range from 3-8 inches long typically small lizards, mice, fish, and frogs.
2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.
3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.
4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.
2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.
3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.
4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.
Hey sweetie guess what? What honey? It's tiny ass shoving time! Oh great can't wait to feel them tinies inside my ass!
I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!
I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!
by Kestingdarkass7 November 25, 2018
Get the Tiny Ass Shovingmug. by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
Get the Tiny Turkey Jerkymug. A woman that is considered to be a spinner and possesses a hell of a body with curves in all the right places.
See that sexy petite Tiny over there?! Redefines Dynamite in that sweet honey Tiny's Package. Mmhmmmm. Dynamite Tiny Package
by snickered February 24, 2019
Get the dynamite tiny packagemug. A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.
by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013
Get the Plöner Pucker-tinimug.