Wad-rod

A dick.

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"

by Wowko November 19, 2019

WADS

What a damn shame

Some girls mum died
"WADS" shanika said
Referring to 'what a damn shame'

by Slaiedhajfasn November 12, 2022

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023

WAD

Wet Ass Despair

Nagito: "I am full of hajime's wad"

by NotTechnoblade June 19, 2021

Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025