A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.
by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 19, 2010

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.
by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.
by Looptit917 February 7, 2019

Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!
Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!
Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!
by Kaileikehe February 27, 2009
