mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

EPQ Lad

Someone who travels long distances to vape with the cool kids in toilets

"I just walked 10 minutes to vape in the toilets with Oliver and Andrew"

"You are definitely an EPQ lad"

by CoopDog 69420 November 3, 2021

Corsa lad

Someone who things there popular but drives a pimped up shoebox and hangs out with underage girls

What's wrong with Jeff?
He is a corsa lad

by Lord kaboom December 17, 2019

Mrs Lad

When you stab someone with a semi colon whilst they are being hit by an English book then afterwards rape them with an inflatable baseball bat.

That bitch ass white boy didn't do his homework, better give him a Mrs Lad!!

by Dave Peggit June 23, 2014

Spotty Lad

An english lad with spots, known to wear fishing caps and bother Phil Collins for autographs

Not many girls came to see the show, just a bunch of Spotty Lads in fishing caps asking for my autograph

by Spotty Lad #33 February 6, 2018

Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.

Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.

by A Laddie September 20, 2011