A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.
by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010
Get the Cactus Crotch Syndromemug. by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020
Get the goes home to a cactusmug. The act of using your chin to masturbate a girl. There must be a beard or a few days growth to properly perform this act.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend is pissed at me today.
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!
Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!
Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!
by ASP Drunk July 31, 2009
Get the Arizona Cactus Pricklemug. When a nigga be on that pack.
by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019
Get the Rotund Nigga Cactusmug. When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft
by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014
Get the Rusty cactusmug. The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.
by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011
Get the Pearl Cactusmug. by Stylix November 25, 2019
Get the The brawl stars cactusmug.