Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.

After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.

by MrVulgarity November 25, 2022

Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)

Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy

by Le Beignet January 17, 2021

Inverted Anus

The condition where one's anus is inside out

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009

Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002