by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004
Get the shits and giggles mug.A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
Get the Glass Shits mug.Related Words
shits and giggles
• shitskin
• Shitsack
• shitsicle
• shitshit
• shitslit
• shitslap
• shitslide
• shitslinger
• shits 'n giggles
by Syndo September 24, 2009
Get the Paper Shits mug.origin:
unknown
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate
Function: noun
1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
unknown
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate
Function: noun
1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"
"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
Get the fire shits mug.n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.
by William Lee January 22, 2004
Get the Shits and Johnsons mug.A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.
Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv
Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv
John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...
Peter: Why?
John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...
Peter: SICK!!!
Peter: Why?
John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...
Peter: SICK!!!
by jefflencioni February 18, 2010
Get the Shitserv mug.A phrase started by a legend named "flipper the skit fiend".
It means anything that aint right, or a confirmation statement.
It means anything that aint right, or a confirmation statement.
These niggas is Corny..Shits disgusting b.
Yo.this nigga got bodied....Shits disgusting b.
Im bout to go and make a burnt bologne sandwich...Shits disgusting b.
It's mangos son....Shits disgusting b.
Yo.this nigga got bodied....Shits disgusting b.
Im bout to go and make a burnt bologne sandwich...Shits disgusting b.
It's mangos son....Shits disgusting b.
by Flipper da skit fiend February 28, 2008
Get the shits disgusting b mug.