Shitserv

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv

John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!

Shitserv by jefflencioni February 18, 2010

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shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

shitsermon by PolTol March 13, 2020

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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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