Shitserv

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv

John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!

Shitserv by jefflencioni February 18, 2010

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shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

shitsermon by PolTol March 13, 2020

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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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