Shitserv 

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv

John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!

Shitserv by jefflencioni February 18, 2010

shitsermon 

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

shitsermon by PolTol March 13, 2020

Divine Shitervention 

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011