stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

Something Awful

A popular humor site that's mildly amusing at times, but is more often either retarded and incomprehensible or just tastless, callous, and mean-spirited.

The SA "goons" were recently suicide baiting a depressed guy who threatened to kill himself in his livejournal by posting hundreds of nasty comments begging for him to do it. They also seem to think the tsunamis in Asia that killed 150,000 people were somehow amusing. Yeah, this is me not laughing you jackasses.

by cmdrmonkey January 7, 2005

Am I interrupting something?

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015

much ado about something

When something of actual significance achieves a level of publicity, fame, or notoriety far beyond its actual significance.

The press attention to Palin's daughter's pregnancy is much ado about something.

by ohheyitspurp October 24, 2008

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

Something Light

Something awesome or good.

or...

give them something light (another team)- do something awesome to the other team that helps you win.

(Playing Madden)

Bob: It's 4th and long what do we do now?

Jimbo: We'll give 'em something light and win dis damn game.

by datjawn March 8, 2011

break them off something

To give an artifact to a peer of lesser status in an attempt to pacify them.

Peer 1: What about these youngbloods?
Peer 2: Break them off something to help them keep their heads happy.

by ksh September 13, 2003