A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.
Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams
Lad 2: The try not studying
Lad 1: That also stresses me
Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
Lad 2: The try not studying
Lad 1: That also stresses me
Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Stressmug. when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
Get the Post Twilight Stress Disordermug. Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels
Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!
by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025
Get the Never Stressmug. 
by chukealuke October 7, 2015
Get the stress dumpmug. this is when some ones humor causes an elephant so suddenly appear in the room.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.
by Knawlyge February 10, 2017
Get the comedicly stressfulmug. by therazzliestdazzliest May 24, 2018
Get the dumb stressedmug.