Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.
Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
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Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
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Stress

A mental and physical state where life throws everything at you and says "deal with it B)".
HERE IS SOME HOMEWORK , 137 ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW AND BY THE WAY , YOU HAVE A TEST TODAY. lET STRESS BEGIN.
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Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
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stress

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you
by George Guru August 30, 2016
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Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
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stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.
My friend said I am a stress pack.
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