When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
by ZnappHansk September 3, 2009
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Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008
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Obviously the Plural of stalker.
Stalkers can work in groups.
Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.
They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.
For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.
Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.
If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.
Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.
And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.
My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
Stalkers can work in groups.
Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.
They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.
For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.
Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.
If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.
Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.
And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.
My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
My stalkers keep trying to ruin my life.
Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.
Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.
Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
by WTFasdfasdfasdfasdfasd August 24, 2011
Get the Stalkers mug.One who watches the every move of a specific person that they show a very large amount of interest in. Stalking can include, but is not limited to;
-Watching the person sleep
-Watching the person bathe
-Odd uses of Jelly donuts or pizza
-Standing outside of their bedroom window even in the worst of conditions
-Watching the person sleep
-Watching the person bathe
-Odd uses of Jelly donuts or pizza
-Standing outside of their bedroom window even in the worst of conditions
-" Hey Rob, There's a girl outside that window just staring in at you. It's kind of freaking me out."
-"Oh, her? Don't worry about it, shes's just my stalker, dude."
-"Oh, her? Don't worry about it, shes's just my stalker, dude."
by The Best There Ever Was April 13, 2010
Get the Stalker mug.by Manav July 15, 2005
Get the Stalked mug.I did not know what a STALKER is until I become one. A stalker can sit in a car nearby a persons house for hours straight. A STALKER poisons the victim's WLAN ARP table and sneaks into the person's Facebook account and takes notes about the persons friends and comments. A STALKER observes who visit the person and feel enormous jealousy towards them. The stalkers would make quite good private detectives.
Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.
Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.
Me: Oh, fuck. I became a stalker. I cannot help sneaking around her apartment.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.
by C*ntLinguist November 22, 2009
Get the Stalker mug.The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
by Munyuck February 2, 2009
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