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stoner gay 

homosexual male who smokes pot. he is usually more into the cult of marijuana than going to the gym or the latest club. he would rather buy some kickass weed than a new gucci shirt. they tend to get along very well with surfers and skateboarders.
There are lots of stoner gays in Austin, Portland and Amsterdam.
stoner gay by ParisGuy November 4, 2007

Stoner Logic 

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense
Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.
Stoner Logic by Tha_Woodmeister January 6, 2009

stoner mission 

a hunt for food while you're stoned
"dude I'm hungry.I'm going on a stoner mission."
stoner mission by 1 up July 20, 2008

stoner 'stache 

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.
That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.
stoner 'stache by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.
Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.
Stoner Sandwich by J. Doe December 15, 2006

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.
Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."
stoner bliss by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006