Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.

James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

Stock

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.

Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock

by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

Ethan Stocks

A bitch that cheats on his girlfriend.

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend

by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024

Gavi Stock

A gavi stock is a megajew with a big nose, a gavi stock is the person who hogs all the cocaine at a party and can do two lines at once with his big nose. He is also trash at fortnite.

Look at Gavi Stock hogging all the coke and losing that build battle

by DFFH5YUM February 14, 2019