by BoofingKenG September 03, 2021
A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 29, 2022
A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.
Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.
This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.
This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 13, 2021
The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008
by ChaseTOM August 02, 2022