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Stealth

A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.
Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!
by MD Jules November 14, 2020
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Ukrainian Stealth

Maintaining a low-profile while neutralizing or countering advanced-recon technology through the utilization of inexpensive or easily sourced materials.
"The United States government has spent billions on spy-tech and remote monitoring technologies just to be defeated by a sticker over a camera lens peeled from an empty deodorant canister....talk about Ukrainian Stealth."

"Russia's brute-force tank columns were no match for Ukrainian Stealth when they figured out they could strap a bomb to a UAV and fly it from outside of their effective range."
by xNKRYPTDx June 13, 2025
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stealth pipe

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!
by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
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Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz June 9, 2011
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stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
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mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.
Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy
by jack_99 February 3, 2020
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Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.
by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017
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