Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz June 9, 2011

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015

A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.
Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.
by C Tasch July 4, 2022

A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
by physically insane November 29, 2022

Stealth Grieving
This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.
Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.
by Zyrexia February 19, 2015

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
