stalker boy

Guy who stalks little boys

Sam is a stalker boy

by Chris565555 September 25, 2006

Night stalker

When you wake up in the middle of the night furiously tonguing the asshole of your partner.

Man, I woke up the other night doing a mad night stalker on Billy.... he didn’t mind it though.

by BillyReuben000 March 18, 2021

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014

Heroic Stalker

A person who tails a person for their protection/personal benefit.

Person 1:Whoa! who is that guy?
Person 2:Looks like you got a Heroic Stalker!

by The Innocent Vigilant Ordinary May 14, 2009

facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

by littlestranger November 7, 2006

stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013