Safety tab

A tab in your internet browser set to a harmless internet page, used to fall back onto when somebody walks in on you watching porn, cheating on a test, playing games in class, etc.

h0tg1rl69: -Why did you leave the free nude chat last night?
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...

by BuPandama January 3, 2011

FaceBook safety

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.

John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"

by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011

French Safe

A very old name for a condom.

"Don't bang her without a french safe."

by airbourne legs December 17, 2012

safe

people who are known as 'lads' are normally safe. 'bare safe' saying which means very cool. overall definition of the word is cool. jeremyjefrysafe

'bare safe' - very cool, swag

by jeffryjeremy1 May 2, 2013

work-safe

refers to an internet website. Something "work-safe" will not get you fired if your boss or coworker's see it on your browzer. porno or anything with images of nude people, for example, is definately not "work-safe"

FARM SLUTS ON ICE : not work-safe

by MaSh92587 May 8, 2005

safeerah

A bad bitch who is a fucking queen and deserves the whole world cuz she’s one in a million

Safeerah...

by Babygirlllllllllllllllllllllll November 15, 2017

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010