A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
Get the Starbucks namemug. The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large
by ZanetheBane June 1, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. Verb:
“To Starbuck* signifies the concerted effort to boycott a company supporting apartheid, illegal settlement, war crimes, and genocide perpetrated by the state of Isræl, aiming to bring about its financial collapse in response to ethical concerns.
“To Starbuck* signifies the concerted effort to boycott a company supporting apartheid, illegal settlement, war crimes, and genocide perpetrated by the state of Isræl, aiming to bring about its financial collapse in response to ethical concerns.
"Did you see that Zara advert mocking P*lestine? Guess they back Isræl. Classic move. Guess it's their turn to get Starbucked.”
by Marmaduke Holmes December 24, 2023
Get the Starbuckedmug. an overrated coffee place where the female white folk like to congregate. going inside a Starbucks is like getting flashbanged by the crazy amounts of white people in line to get their frappuccino or whatever the fuck they get.
by Cheese Wonton May 24, 2022
Get the starbucksmug. Starbucks also known as the official coffee chain of the white people is a coffee chain that can basically be found anywhere near white people {most of the time the white people are rich}
Rich white person #1: hey its the fourth of July we should do something special
Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is
Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is
by brinnie_b June 18, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
Get the STARBUCKSmug. It is the HEAD OF YOUR BUCKET LIST.
This is a NESTed definition.
It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that
IT READS!!!!
MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
This is a NESTed definition.
It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that
IT READS!!!!
MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
Hey understand THAT SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS is the only part of a FUCKIT LIST which think about this PARADOX as you only have time for that part of any BUCKET LIST.
Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
Get the SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKSmug.