Airborne Shuffle

A term originating in the U.S Army referring to a soldier jogging very slowly (usually so slow that a walking person could overtake them) , as if weighed down by equipment.
The Airborne regularly engage in the activity of running with all of their equipment.

"Hey, soldier,keep running, don't walk, Airborne Shuffle if you have to"

by dood87 April 14, 2010

Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.

Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."

by Teratoma April 16, 2010

snuffleupacunt

1) A girl with an enormous vagina. Named after the large puppet Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street.

2) Also a term, either endearing or demeaning, depending on who you say it to.

1) I tried to nail her, but I couldn't stay in because she had a snuffleupacunt!

2) Yo, Snuffleupacunt! What's going on, babe?

by Joshua C May 14, 2008

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

Miller Shuffle

Previous defintion close but wrong, a Miller Shuffle is the act of alternating between alcoholic drinks and non-alcholic drinks whilst out drinking, the light-weights course of action.

Look at Rich doing the miller shuffle again!

by The Mess Seeker May 15, 2005

Pex Shuffle

The Pex Shuffle is the breaking up of a single stride into many different parts, in a seemingly random fashion. Much to the irritation of all present. Manny-Speak for the feet.

"Did you see that guy doing the Pex Shuffle? It was like he was having a seizure from the waste down while trying to moonwalk"

by Maiviana February 14, 2008

Raines Shuffle

Masterbating while playing pokemon and taking a dump.

Dude, I think Jeremy is in the bathroom doing the Raines Shuffle.

by Carandil June 10, 2010