ass sprayer

When someone shags you in the ass so fast that you spray 8 pounds of shit in their face and mouth

I got shagged in the ass so fast I did an ass sprayer. Then my boyfriend made me lick all the shit off of him and eat it.

by Stinger June 20, 2004

king of spades

a racial epithet used for particularly dimwitted black men. though there are many slurs to pick from, this one gives the insulted a sort of job like title.

Tyrone performed a B&E last night in rich part of the suburbs, and left with the family's big screen. He is the king of spades.
coon nigga black spook jigaboo

by vms October 11, 2015

spraddled

to spread out, expand, to scatter.

Carrie had her tampons spraddled on the bed.

by MOLICIOUS September 12, 2006

Spadette

Secret group name of mid 70's anti-establishmentarianists from BHS, who spit spit-balls at the movie screen (hence the name: Spit At= "Spadette" the spelling of which was changed to hide the original crime---who cared??). The Spadettes had a motto, "Red is the Color". They added individual secondary names (ie: Spadette Zet, Spadette Jet, Spadette Bet, Spadette Met, & Spadette Det) and created personalized IDs to show to teachers who asked "Where's your hall pass?" Needless to say, everyone knew they were stoned off their asses.

"I keep finding these notes in my locker...all it says is "The Spadettes" WTF?" "Who the hell are the Spadettes?"

by Spadette Zet February 5, 2010

sprake

A sexy, dirty way of removing peanut butter that's been jammed inside a measuring cup.

That guy just spraked the hell out of that peanut butter.

by Shhhawn August 19, 2013

Spade

Acronym for Split Personality After Drinking Excessively

Oh, he just spaded last night and punched someone.

Hey, please watch it, you are on the verge of spading.

by Spade 145 April 25, 2019

Regid Spade

A much better way to say "rate of speed."

Yea, yesterday I saw this truck moving at a really high regid spade.

by bunting June 4, 2007