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Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
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slutter

half slut, half stripper
all slutter

the kind of girl that if you...
called them sluts - might be a bit too much...
called them strippers - might be a bit too little...

when you just can't tell...

slutter is just right
check out those slutters walking over there

do i look like a slutter if i dress like this?
by iaznek October 13, 2009
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splatter

I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.
Brain Dead is a really funny splatter movie
by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007
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splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.
"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.
After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.
by Rick S. December 1, 2004
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Slutterd

to be mad or frustrated with a whore.
I was totally slutterd by her bending over
by YoMothersPenis June 6, 2011
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Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good
Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays
by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014
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