More Like Spaghetti

a period of time where something is off or wrong which is needed to be a bit more like spaghetti. Transforming it into a new plane of exsixtance

"Is that train heading right for us?" "Uh, More Like Spaghetti" the train was gone

by MysteriousGLEG June 14, 2021

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Luigi, look!
It's from bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings an I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
We gotta find the princess!
AND YOU GOTTA HEL PUS!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed, instruction book
Looks kinda peaceful
looks are decieving, when koopas are involved
(Abrupt end)

Fat mario hotel: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
Gay luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

by Nintendrew November 23, 2022

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

mom's spaghetti

To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."

Joe Z often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.

by Carlos Valencia December 13, 2008

Vaginal Spaghetti

also known as "the ghetties"

Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.

by Nam in DC June 13, 2005

spaghetti dinner

Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.

me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.

by speargun March 25, 2010

anal spaghetti

1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.

I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.

by analmaster April 15, 2009