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cleav speak

The deep vocal tone produced by putting one's face between a pair of relatively large breasts and talking.
"I was motorboating my girl last night and tried to talk dirty, but it came out in cleav speak. Totally killed the vibe."
by Neter Porth January 14, 2009
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leet speak

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.
|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?
by that guy June 29, 2004
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Lez-speak

(Noun) language system used by lesbians to communicate their sexual desires cryptically in a public settings.
Girl1: I like your shoes.

Girl2: Well I like your panties.

Girl1: But you can't see my panties because I'm wearing a dress.

Girl2: Well maybe you could show them to me sometime soon.

Girl1: I'm certain this is lez-speak so I'm going to tell you this for the very last time. Stop hitting on me. I'm not a lesbian.

Gilr2: Why ya always gotta play hard to get?
by uzi killer September 20, 2011
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e-speak

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)
I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.
by jfkelley March 5, 2009
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aim speak

The term used to describe the online language faggots who are too lazy to type out the entire word use.
Aim Speak:
"OMG Liek I can't w8 2 c u!"
"LOL wtf wuz dat?!"
by Ryan Bunting March 19, 2008
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Team Speak

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park
I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.
by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009
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Speak to the Judge

when a woman gives a man a blow job.
John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge
by fbbmaster February 21, 2009
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