splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

by c<3l July 23, 2017

Splenda Daddy

An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..

Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.

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by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

splenda

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

by TeeI October 23, 2005

Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.

“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”

by OGBB March 25, 2021

splendeferous

see splendiferous for medical condition associated with fashion models, drag queens, fashion industry tennants and other who aspire to manipulate their body type as a part of going to great lengths to achieve and maintain up-tempo lifestyles by means of exteme dieting and slender appearance. splenda + ferrous

The gala event was certainly splendeferous with its host of celebrities and fifth avenue elite.

by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006

Solène

She’s probably annoying and everyone hates her. She’s bisexual and has huge online presence.

Hey did you see Solène’s post?

by Scoopdiwoop August 15, 2019

splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008