A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
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Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.
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After work, Christian loves to change into his soft clothes and snuggle under the blanket with a nice peer-reviewed journal article about agricultural production in Africa
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Get the soft clothes mug.Soft-E, known as Softies when referring to multiple, is a boy who typically falls between an E-boy and Soft boy, some Softies refer to themselves as Cryboys referring to what could be seen as "unnatural male emotions".
They seem to have a similar aesthetic and enjoy more easy to look at earthy tones, they can get to your emotions without knowingly doing so in the first place. They are quite sensitive and can be seen as innocent even when they use explicit language though they use it sparingly
SoftiEs seem to have a similar, hard to follow dress code leaning towards jeans, slightly oversized shirts, sweat shirts, nitted sweaters and jumpers, and clothes typically found at hot topic. The colours they choose can be seen as feminine to match with their personalities which are often seen as signs of being gay even though most SoftiEs are Aromantic, Pansexualy, or Bisexauly. Their clothing shifts with their mood but they never seem to go to the extremes of an E-boy or a full Softboy. They might seem to have a similar curly styled hair and often enjoy wearing flowercrowns and devil horns but mostly wear simple coloured beanies
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They seem to have a similar aesthetic and enjoy more easy to look at earthy tones, they can get to your emotions without knowingly doing so in the first place. They are quite sensitive and can be seen as innocent even when they use explicit language though they use it sparingly
SoftiEs seem to have a similar, hard to follow dress code leaning towards jeans, slightly oversized shirts, sweat shirts, nitted sweaters and jumpers, and clothes typically found at hot topic. The colours they choose can be seen as feminine to match with their personalities which are often seen as signs of being gay even though most SoftiEs are Aromantic, Pansexualy, or Bisexauly. Their clothing shifts with their mood but they never seem to go to the extremes of an E-boy or a full Softboy. They might seem to have a similar curly styled hair and often enjoy wearing flowercrowns and devil horns but mostly wear simple coloured beanies
#softie #soft-e
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/ ˈsōfəwút /
<noun>
－is an upholstered bench with soft Kanawut cushions, two Yai Bii gentle arms and ample space for a huge, heavy and bulky P'Boo. It is a polished and design driven piece to suit and comfort Khun Suppasit, day in and day out. 😌
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/ ˈsōfəwút /
<noun>
－is an upholstered bench with soft Kanawut cushions, two Yai Bii gentle arms and ample space for a huge, heavy and bulky P'Boo. It is a polished and design driven piece to suit and comfort Khun Suppasit, day in and day out. 😌
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Khun Mew Suppasit only sits on his sofawut as it is the most comfortable place to sit on in the whole wide world.
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