Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

snatch chat

The female version of sending a dick pic

WoW look at the snatch chat Jenny just sent me :)

by SaS_BuD January 23, 2019

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010

Frankin-Snatch

A truly amazing pussy. It has all the perfect features from all your previous fuck buddies. Perfect hair, perfect feel, perfect look. The only bad part is that it is attached to a total bitch. A destructive, mean and bitchy woman. The Frankin-snatch is the woman and the pussy.

Man this girls pussy was a total frankin-snatch. That thing was so perfect but man she beat my ass when i shit in her bathtub.

by black jesus4356 January 11, 2017

fatty snatch

1. Snatch that needs to be spread apart by both hands before you can get a peek at some pink.
2. Snatch with fat, hefty labial folds.

Whoa baby, your fatty snatch leaves me no hands to tickle the brown eye.

by Dr. Rowdy October 15, 2006