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snack snapper

People who waste their lives taking photographs of their food and then upload them to social media.
Man, she photographed every dish at dinner for Instagram. What a snack snapper!
by Hugh Wards April 3, 2017
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muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.
Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017
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Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.
I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?
by Vettech12 October 18, 2017
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watermelon slappers

Hey, you know my friend Hayden? Yeah, he was some watermelon slappers
by Slappers150 May 13, 2019
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Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.
Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.
by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019
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coochie snapper

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper
by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019
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Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019
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