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smut juggler

A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"
'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays
by chambers an showdown May 26, 2008
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Shutesbury

The crappy life of someone who doesn't get any action.
Dude- that guy is so obviously shutesbury
by kittywhiskers618 January 30, 2009
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Shutenook

Pronounced (Shoot-new-ka) meaning a word so terrible that it must avoid being used. It was un-heard of until recently it was discovered in an underwater cavern off the coast of Africa. African tribes used the word (shoonoo) to describe their feelings of hate towards something or someone. It has since been developed into the word Shutenook. Many people don't yet know the word put it should not be used in public for it is highly offensive to people who do no it. It is a combination of a rude vulgar threat, and modern day curse words. It is said to be worse than using, S***, F***, and B*** at once. Use it only at very necesarry moments. It is similar to calling a black person the "N" word. Only worse.
Todd, you're such a shutenook.

I swear, if you insult me one more time I am going to shutenook your mom so hard.
by W-A June 5, 2009
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SHUTEVER!

A short way of saying Shut-up and Whatever at the same time. Must be pronounced using the same utter disdain as a 13-year-old girl would use when saying "WHATEVER!" to her mother.
Hey Kelly, I saw a bunch of our old high school friends the other day...they started a rumor that you got breast implants!?!

"SHUTEVER!...these puppies are real and they know it!"
by 11atom November 17, 2009
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smstextberry

a term made famous by the internet gods of CollegeHumor, meaning the message sent or received via phone, blackberry, or iPhone
Jim: whats that noise?

Todd: oh my new ringtone. i just got an smstextberry from Sarah
by hatergonnatroll June 22, 2011
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Smutability

The credibility of one being a smut. Involving themselves in promiscuous behavior thus having it known by a wide variety of individuals.
Yo she violated him, but it only made her look bad...it only confirmed her smutability.

Her smutability is valid, she'll give it up

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by swaglikewantansoup November 12, 2011
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Smugerfucker

That David Cameron is an complete smugerfucker
by funkysi2006 September 19, 2014
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