Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

lurpee slerpee

here in methminster ca .we have been spoiled by permisc ious skeezes who love the cock who swallow and never spit : THUS A "LURPEE SLERPEE"A hummer , blowjob

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ONE GUY SAID: my girlfriend gave me the best lurpee slerpee ive ever had!!!

by SIRLICKSITRITE October 7, 2010

slurpie

A slut, one who slurps for free.

Hey girl, you are such a slurpie. My brother just met you and you already sucked him off.

by Megan Ketcham May 17, 2006

slurpeeaholic

Best.User.Ever.
A user on the IGN forums, one who enjoys slurpee's

Slurpeeaholic really likes those slurpee's

by Mike October 16, 2003

[slurple]

to slurp a girls vagina and lick it

i am going to slurple that girls vagina

by riccardo3 September 10, 2007

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009