by Sluggggg January 15, 2026
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No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008
Get the Shanghai Slugger mug.A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
Get the mrs sloggot mug.by MagicAsteroid August 15, 2017
Get the Slug/Slugging mug.When she rubs her pussy up & down your cock or when she rubs her cunt un your chest or face- she leaves a trail of juice ( like a Slug's shiny/slimy line it leaves in it's wake) This is a CUNT SLUG.
That chick cunt slugged me all over my chest.....it was hot.
I wanted her to cunt slug my face-all over.
She told me she wanted to cunt slug my cock
I wanted her to cunt slug my face-all over.
She told me she wanted to cunt slug my cock
by Dicmunchercougar August 29, 2017
Get the cunt slugged mug.This man be an alien like damn bruh hes sliggering outta control hes epic
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Alien slugger
rhino is stinky and bubba is stoopid
by Bruh23432 March 1, 2019
Get the Alien slugger mug.When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
by Mav_ July 22, 2019
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