SleepTravel

To pass time by going to sleep. A way of getting to the next point in time quickly, via sleep. Purposely going to sleep in order to avoid the passage of long hours.

Caller : (11am) What time will you be done with the tuneup on my car??....it's been 2 hours now.

Mechanic : Well, the parts never arrived so we had to reorder. Looks like late this evening, around 7pm.

Caller : Oh man!!, alright then. I'll just sleeptravel til 8pm and give you a call back.

Mechanic : Okay.

by Intune2U November 29, 2011

sleepterbate

Verb: Masturbating while sleeping

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.

by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014

Sleeprupt

Just like Bankrupt in Monopoly.

I’m sleeprupt today.

by Aarcot November 9, 2017

crease seeper

When a fart doesn't make any noise and just seeps out of your crease.

"Ooh I just had a crease seeper!"

by JWa7z January 3, 2015

court sweeper

A guy that plays sports but sits the bench or doesn't start and still thinks he gets all the girl.

"Man that dude over there is such a court sweeper"

by Vlex May 7, 2015

Chimney Sweeper

The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.

"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"

by hugh jboner February 26, 2017

Dick sweeper

What a mustache is called when worn by a dude who gives blowies.

Did you see Kaleb's dick sweeper? It's glorious, and he's been growing it for two weeks.

by Dirkeydirkey April 22, 2020