Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

Sith my Hoth

Occurs after Binge watching Star Wars and having the urge to use Star Wars references to insult your friends. Used as a substitute for suck me, fuck off and other insulting phrases. Can be a replacement for almost any phrase.

Hank “Dude that fart you just ripped smells like ass”
Kyle “ Oh really well how about you Sith my Hoth”

TC “Hey man you forgot to bring the extra pinto beans”
Matt “Ah yeah I was busy so you can Sith my Hoth”

Matt “Man that chick you bagged last night was a solid 3”
Andrew “Yeah well she sith’d my Hoth so I don’t really care”

by Send em to the ER February 16, 2022

Sithereal

Sithereal (si-fe-re-all) • the feeling of eerie unsettling locations, audios, or things that can be beautiful when seen in the right view. typically takes after the after hours aesthetic. ranges from dark, foggy, expanses of railways during the blue hours mist or the bright orange and purple glow of a sunset stretching across the expanse of the ocean. origins take after the word etherel, as thats how the beauty of it is described - darkly or brightly ethereal with that unnerving hint even if the setting brings calmness. images, audios, or so on may invoke feelings of despair, loneliness, sense of existential dread, derealisation, longing for freedom, lost hope, or the eternal longing of nothing. like the cousin to liminal spaces or kenopsia. can also be used as sithereally as ethereally can be used.

this image feels sithereal.
thats so sithereally beautiful.

by Ephemeralkuni October 16, 2023

urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."

by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011

costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.

by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016