saddle

four 12 packs of beverage

roommate: hey, are you home?
other roommate: yes, why?
roommate: i'm bringing home a saddle of buoys.

by ymcainventedwords December 13, 2019

shiddler

The guy who shits the most

Dear heavens you really are the shiddler

by Big bogus December 26, 2021

Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 28, 2011

Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.

Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"

by Shenanigans1996 February 9, 2012

Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking October 2, 2016

The Saddle Club

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"

Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club

by Vikki1812 January 29, 2017

straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019