shoobs

an std that can be caught from mouth-to-mouth contact

symptoms include ulcer-like-spots that grow in your mouth. they get so painful that it’s hard to talk. many people with shoobs don’t talk.

“hasn’t isabella been quiet lately”
“i heard she caught shoobs.”

by lolurmumuqu October 17, 2019

Shroomacide

The feeling one experiences when you unintentionally take too much psilocybin. You have willingly entered a state near death from which, it feels, you may never truly recover.

Taking 7g in a dark room was unintentionally shroomacide.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

shcooby

The act of shitting into another persons anus (usually done in lesbian sex)

Crush: Hey wanna come to my house today
Me: Sorry I can't I have plans
Crush: My parents aren't home and you can give me a shcooby
Me:"You son of a bitch I'm in"

by Happy daddy February 1, 2020

scroobledeeboop

A word from the deep Russian Language. The point of this word is to try to prove it’s a real word, but it is, in fact, fake. But nobody else knows that. Except you.

Ryan: Scroobledeeboop is a word
Derder: no, it’s not!
Ryan: ohhhh yes it is!

by Guess.Whos.Bored April 24, 2020

Shoob

Someone that is a noob but acts like a shitty know-it-all. Hence this person is being a shitty noob, aka shoob.

Hey man, stop pretending you’re a badass when we all know you’ve never played that game before. You’re being such a shoob.

by Paul-E-Sure July 9, 2020

Shlooberdoober

Slang for penis, dick, erection. Usually used when someone gets a hardy from a fat blonde girl

Did you see? Brad got a huge shlooberdoober from looking at Whitney!

by I don’t have a shlooberdoober September 11, 2020

shooblars

Indoor footwear designed for the party animals who don't sleep, for poeple who display an overzelous gate or stride. These actions often accompanied by endless chatter, twitching and gum mumbling. All that are traits of heavy ,daily Methylamphetamine users.

Hey METHew, if U got the fruit (meth) , and it's and it's an all night toot (using of Meth), and holding zero loot, make sure U wear your SHOOBLARS, they are in your boot.

by MAXXI1678 October 27, 2020