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the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?
Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.
by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007
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shank

to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object
yo that nigga just shanked sombody, lets bounce from dis hizzouse before the 5-0 roll up
reply- fo-shezy
by d-bizzle November 15, 2004
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Shanksgiving

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.
No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.
by explodoboy November 24, 2017
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Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.
"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".
by sphinckle September 19, 2019
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shank

taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time
"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"
by Marie & Conor February 13, 2008
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shankroids

The main vein in your pussy plunger (cock) that gets clogged up as like in a hemorioid, but on your medicated meat stick.
Man ol' Kenny fucked that nasty bitch now he has to go to the doctor cause he has them shankroids.
by Schubie February 1, 2006
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shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005
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