Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.

I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Mucking shed

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.

After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.

by Jeffsdonutholes March 10, 2016

Chilli shed

A outdore porta jon when u look inside looks like bad chilli

The land scapers have been blowing up that chilli shed

by BigBrown June 17, 2020

crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Sex Shed

A haunted shed where sex frequently happens.

Person 1: yo did you hear about the murder in the sex shed?
Person 2: the only thing that died in there was my virginity

by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

Fog Shed

A garage or small storage space filled with various wonders. Typically, said fog shed houses various knick knacks, weed wackers or other useful everyday household items. You must always share things from your fog shed with others and not be a complete dick about it.

Dude, do you have the keys to the fog shed, I need to get the tractor and mow grass.

by Ernit April 8, 2023