by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023
Get the Shy Anus mug.When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
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Get the Shy mug.Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.
Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
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