Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

session

a beatdown in order to get wanted information

i had one hell of a session in there. they beat it all out of me.
the beatdown was to much to bear.

by axman August 30, 2010

Session

Has something to do with sex

You owe me a session from last time

by Tylersandy September 9, 2021

Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025

session finger

A session finger is your index finger pointing upwards, this should be the only finger you have up a bit like et and it's a bit like fist pumping but with ya finger its also standard that you have the dirtiest bass face on or a major cowie swinging jaw

"Get ya session fingers out lads"
"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"

by sesh123 November 20, 2013

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019