September 9

National grab you gf thigh/hand day!!!

bf: *grabs thigh
gf: wow! whats this for
bf: september 9th

by days of the year meanings September 8, 2021

September 22

The people born on this day are the best uno players

Linzie: Wow Colton you’re born on September 22
Colton: yeah
Linzie: that must explain why you’re bettter than me at uno

by Bethany Barnhill September 5, 2020

september 11

The day after September 10 and before September 12.

Kid A: "What day is it today?"
Kid B: "Why its September 11 of course."
Kid A: "How peculiar! Time really flies you know."
Kid B: "aye"

by RC September 11, 2005

September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

September 30

Thigh day where u have to let ur best guy friend rest his head between ur thighs

Jhonny sit between me because it's September 30 so it's thigh day.

by Zandoff September 26, 2021

September 4th

The day the world produced the two greatest people, Lauren and Beyoncé.

September 4th should be a national holiday!

by Havilandave96 August 22, 2016

September 28

People who were born on this day are amazing and sexyyy;)

Lucas was born on September 28 so he must be sexy

by Coolbeans2006 December 5, 2019