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Sensual Wank

A truly romantic, and meaningful masturbation session. Legs spread, ass naked, scented candles burning, rose petals on satin sheets etc. Must last at least an hour to be considered a Sensual Wank.
"Hey guys, don't come in my room for another three hours. I'll be engaged in a Sensual Wank."

"Man, you Sensually Wank everyday. I was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and Marvin Gaye was playing all afternoon."
by thefeedingeagle April 29, 2010
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University of Sexual Ballers

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011
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disgusting sexual references

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"
by D-Miles October 1, 2006
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sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends
"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."
by havalaf November 14, 2009
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sexual harassment

Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.
Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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sexually liberated

when a male/female is able to fuck as many people as they want & be open about their desires without feeling any guilt, judgement, or shame.
"she is such a whore.."
"it's her body, why do you care? she's just sexually liberated."
by smoke weed eryday November 19, 2019
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sexuals

A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
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