semicolon

that useless punctuation mark that always gets in the way when you try to put a colon 'cause you forgot to hit the shift key.

*groceries; milk, eggs, cantaloupe...*
guy typing list; "oh, shit, that wasnt supposed to be a semicolon."

by zeben October 2, 2006

semi bigamous

The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.

Jetson: "Did you hear, Duke is engaged to Christy!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"

by Flap Jackson September 23, 2008

semi-bluff

A bet or raise with a hand that has several outs against likely hands your opponent may have, so you win if he folds or you draw out

I semi-bluffed with my draw after I put him on an overpair

by madone January 14, 2008

semi-ho

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".

Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.

by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009

semail

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011

Semi-Semite

A person spurned for only having a Jewish father.

What a shanda that semi-semite's father had to go and get married to that shiksa. Oy Chas v'cholileh!

by Peter Thrustington, III September 11, 2012

secrist middle school

A ghetto ass east side school filled with hella bloods and ugly ass niggas but with the girls its hella confusing cause its either they cute and got a fat ass or the ugly and small asf so ugly niggas stay winning there😂😂Filled with weed in like every corner hella stoners and fight that be funny asf like when a little ass girl fights an ugly ass girl and beats her ass *cough* *cough* @A&V 💀💀 or when a bitch break another bitches nose @K&M like dead serious cute girls can fight there but they stoners too 😂😂but those teachers ugly asf annoying asf and dumb asf like if you go there you finna agree 😂😂

"Aye you saw that fight ?"
"yeah what school was that at?"
"most likey secrist middle school nigga"

by Booty is fun when it fat June 19, 2016