semi bigamous

The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.

Jetson: "Did you hear, Duke is engaged to Christy!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"

by Flap Jackson September 23, 2008

semi-bluff

A bet or raise with a hand that has several outs against likely hands your opponent may have, so you win if he folds or you draw out

I semi-bluffed with my draw after I put him on an overpair

by madone January 14, 2008

semi-ho

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".

Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.

by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009

semail

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011

Semi-Semite

A person spurned for only having a Jewish father.

What a shanda that semi-semite's father had to go and get married to that shiksa. Oy Chas v'cholileh!

by Peter Thrustington, III September 11, 2012

Semi-bisexual

Someone who is straight/gay but wants to feel special.

Emily: "I've been wanting to say this for a while, but I'm Semi-bisexual towards boys"
Chad: "you mean straight?"
Emily: *fucking dies*

by ChadIsUltimateLifeform August 18, 2021

semi ia

it's an expression that means you're semi inactive, mostly used by twitter users when they have tests or exams

hi guys, I'm gonna be semi ia cuz i have tests coming up :'(

by ninadesu November 22, 2021