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seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
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Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
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Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
by aries19 October 15, 2019
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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
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stack season

A period of time where you save your money. Stack your racks
I'm tryna buy a car soon it's stack season!
by M.stone January 1, 2018
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Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*
by Linglong221 June 4, 2020
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Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.
Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020
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