Scopely Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of whale spending by a victim towards Scopely

Oh man ! I've been Scopelied for all my time with them, but I still drop them cash, I guess I'm experiencing Scopely Syndrome.

by Narcissae June 27, 2019

Scoopin

When something is real good.

Thanks for making me those cookies, they were scoopin.

by Yaitsa August 15, 2020

scoop and flick

The act of scooping jizz out of a vagina and flicking it into the toilet or shower after hot and heavy sex.

I better go scoop and flick before we head to church so I don’t leak in the pew.

by Jk1313 January 16, 2018

Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"

"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."

by Messy Jelly December 17, 2018

Miss scoper

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.

Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.

by el rey infared April 29, 2011

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

scooping the pumpkin

To insert two fingers into the vaginal opening of a female in order to cause her pleasure.

1.Dude my hand is so tired. I was scooping the pumpkin all night long.
2.My fingers are pruned from scooping the pumpkin
3.I was scooping the pumkin for awhile before i fucked the shit out of her

by tyler miller 2 December 1, 2006